Thursday, March 23, 2017

Capturing on Video

Well some Hollywood people now care about trafficking which is really inspiring. I actually thought Hollywood was the trafficking industry, but maybe I just think that because of some movies I saw.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Some of these posts aren't that good are they.

Some of my blog posts aren't very good are they. I mean they just aren't. And maybe I should have stuck to making jokes instead of writing this mad blog because I just epublished all those books and it might not be smart to risk everything to say all this stuff when really I have only one opinion anyway which is that I think child abusers should all be burnt alive with no trial.

An experiment that probably involves burning sulfur

You know what gets me everyone is when people call our country "The American Experiment," like liberty and justice are two molecules in a petri dish or something and like people haven't just had their limbs blown off serving everyone. I think it's actually a form of psychological devaluation where after losers ruin everything people say "Well we weren't trying to be a country anyway. We were just trying out a recipe for sausage muffins."

Thursday, February 23, 2017

More terms and conditions

This is a quick post to say I just saw something disturbing which is the use of the phrase "pre-existing  criminal convictions." To refer to crimes with similar terminology as the already violating terms used to describe people's health conditions is a little disturbing, and when you add in the way some people are now labeling mental disorders as "behavioral health," or when there are legal problems, "correctional health," it all just blurs into something that to me is very worrisome.  It is a criminalization tactic that I would not have expected. That is all I have to say about it right now and the term was from an article about other people's problems that so far I think are much worse.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

What day is it anyway?

Well everyone, today is February 4th, and of course I am feeling a little bit of that let down feeling you get after celebrating Groundhog's Day. This year I got confused because on facebook that day it said "Happy Friends Day" and facebook had compiled a little video of my friends for me.  Well that is so thoughtful of them and I did not know they were in charge of the holidays and my friendships but I guess they are trying to grab just a little more power because making money from every single social interaction that happens just isn't enough. And I am now a little worried that on Sunday they will invite people to my apartment to a super bowl party without my permission. Should I make some chips and dips just in case? You know I really don't know what recipes to use because the facebook ads I remember are the ones where something inappropriate was on my news feed right next to the names of my friends who had said they liked something like animals or their hometown newspaper. But who knows what people really like when the "like" button is right next to the "hide post" button? You know I really don't know and maybe what I like and don't like isn't my decision anymore.

Minimum Wages


Some people are quick to defend people's rights to keep what they earn but not as much in favor of people getting paid what they deserve in the first place.  Supposedly it is all in the name of freedom but I hope the people who don't believe in a minimum wage, much less a fair or living wage, will be happy on Judgement Day when Ayn Rand tells them, "Well done," and they are shuffled off to a mostly comfortable though somewhat warm life without ever knowing if they went to heaven or hell.

Signs of the Times


Well, it seems that Trump has ordered some kind of ban on Muslims, except okay it actually is apparently based on geographical or national origin, and a judge tried to overturn it, and now we have to say okay what is the deal with these executive orders that aren't laws passed through Congress.  Some people cracked the code fast enough to get to the airports, and I really admire them.  But I am also seeing some hypocrisy and self righteousness from a lot of people, such as whoever is behind the Google definition of "fascism," which defined it as automatically being "right-wing." Honestly to me that is more like propaganda than a lot of the Christian mistakes, which actually are very plentiful and consistent.  And I do not know whether to be sad that people are successfully shaming and squelching the flawed Christianity in this country, or whether I should be happy that there are currently some good deed opportunities for everyone who is obviously motivated every day only by their hatred of Christians and other Conservatives. What was it about us?  Did we not drink enough?  Was it because we did too much volunteer work and showed up at our jobs on time?  Ok, it was because of the people who were single their whole lives because they did not believe in being gay.  Ok well I guess the only thing to do is constantly try to shame us with the media.  It looks like it is working everyone, and we are happy for you, because our mistakes will probably be your only reward.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Is this post inciteful?

Pre-existing civil rights laws should always have been enough to prevent the insurance discrimination against people with medical conditions and though bad people are again talking about continuation of coverage I really think no one will put up with it and the schizophrenics will find their true targets.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Nails

   At a recent voc rehab evaluation, I took a bunch of tests, and it turns out that I am good at mechanics.  I never knew that, but after one little test full of lever and pulley diagrams, I feel like I all of a sudden have some concept of how everything works.  It is a fun feeling and I feel proud of myself.
   I decided to google mechanical and spatial aptitude and saw that men tend to have higher mechanical skills and interests than women do. I learned this soon after looking at the Focus on the Family facebook page where everyone was sharing their comments about gender problems and talking about "hating the sin and loving the sinner," which seems like exactly the advice I should apply to myself now that I am aware of my sinful tendencies towards understanding hammers and nails.  I think since my spatial aptitude does not match my biological gender that I will really need to forgive myself every time I use a can opener or perceive anything visually, or even turn the key to get in my apartment. Hopefully I can also counter this disgrace by buying only pink appliances, and especially by trying to let all my skills atrophy so I won't accidentally multiply a talent that God wants me to bury.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

I do not need Hibachi white sauce to be happy.


Today I went to a Hibachi restaurant and it was so fun but there was no white sauce and there was no white sauce at this other Hibachi restaurant I went to a couple of weeks ago but I am thankful for what I have and for what goes right in my life.  But there was only a mustard sauce and a ginger sauce and it seemed like maybe the restaurants thought that too many people liked the white sauce and it was not there but I still think the meal reminded me of Thanksgiving because I am thankful for what I have. And maybe they felt that white sauce would have been so good that it was distracting. That I would understand because the white sauce really makes the meal in places like that but maybe they didn't want to be "a place like that" but instead more of a place that doesn't have white sauce.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Eating gold is not cool.


I try not to judge people for things that aren't child abuse, but yesterday I was at a fancy mall snack shop and they had desserts with gold flakes on top.  Like real gold that you are supposed to eat. People can say that is no different than going to a fancier restaurant than necessary and splurging a little on some food but I think that it is. I think that it is basically an in your face dare for people like me to call it offensive and I will accept that dare and say that it is the flakiest thing I have ever seen or heard of.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

A Nonmiracle Not on 34th Street


Hi everyone, I hope you all are about to have a Happy Thanksgiving.  I am definitely going to have a Happy Thanksgiving, partially because of a free real life holiday special that my apartment's property management company created. Today, everyone in my building got a letter telling us that they installed a new burner! That is just what I wanted for Christmas, and they are only charging us one entire month's extra rent for it!  It is such a surprise, because it does not match the lease I signed, you know, and it seems like maintenance like that might be part of owning a building and charging people to live there. But what could be more heartwarming during the holidays than literal heating maintenance in an apartment that I agreed to only pay twelve months rent for each year. The most exciting part about it is knowing that I might be making Christmas extra special for the real estate people, and that my extra rent could help the rich people buy that special Christmas present they want, like a full size working model of one of the twelve remote control cars I could have bought for Toys for Tots with this month's additional 93 dollars I have to pay in rent.

Friday, November 11, 2016