An experiment that probably involves burning sulfur

You know what gets me everyone is when people call our country "The American Experiment," like liberty and justice are two molecules in a petri dish or something and like people haven't just had their limbs blown off serving everyone. I think it's actually a form of psychological devaluation where after losers ruin everything people say "Well we weren't trying to be a country anyway. We were just trying out a recipe for sausage muffins."