I do not need Hibachi white sauce to be happy.

Today I went to a Hibachi restaurant and it was so fun but there was no white sauce and there was no white sauce at this other Hibachi restaurant I went to a couple of weeks ago but I am thankful for what I have and for what goes right in my life.  But there was only a mustard sauce and a ginger sauce and it seemed like maybe the restaurants thought that too many people liked the white sauce and it was not there but I still think the meal reminded me of Thanksgiving because I am thankful for what I have. And maybe they felt that white sauce would have been so good that it was distracting. That I would understand because the white sauce really makes the meal in places like that but maybe they didn't want to be "a place like that" but instead more of a place that doesn't have white sauce.

Eating gold is not cool.

I try not to judge people for things that aren't child abuse, but yesterday I was at a fancy mall snack shop and they had desserts with gold flakes on top.  Like real gold that you are supposed to eat. People can say that is no different than going to a fancier restaurant than necessary and splurging a little on some food but I think that it is. I think that it is basically an in your face dare for people like me to call it offensive and I will accept that dare and say that it is the flakiest thing I have ever seen or heard of.

A Nonmiracle Not on 34th Street

Hi everyone, I hope you all are about to have a Happy Thanksgiving.  I am definitely going to have a Happy Thanksgiving, partially because of a free real life holiday special that my apartment's property management company created. Today, everyone in my building got a letter telling us that they installed a new burner! That is just what I wanted for Christmas, and they are only charging us one entire month's extra rent for it!  It is such a surprise, because it does not match the lease I signed, you know, and it seems like maintenance like that might be part of owning a building and charging people to live there. But what could be more heartwarming during the holidays than literal heating maintenance in an apartment that I agreed to only pay twelve months rent for each year. The most exciting part about it is knowing that I might be making Christmas extra special for the real estate people, and that my extra rent could help the rich people buy that special Christmas present they want, like a full size working model of one of the twelve remote control cars I could have bought for Toys for Tots with this month's additional 93 dollars I have to pay in rent.

Just a little joke

Does this outfit make me look like I voted for Trump

 

Terms and Conditions

Have you guys noticed that these store membership programs are becoming more complicated and they are now calling them "accounts?"

An opinion about Eggs Benedict that doesn't seem that important but maybe it is

I know that I have some very serious topics on this blog but I did think it was also a good place to mention another opinion that I have which is that I think Eggs Benedict, which is usually a poached egg, hollandaise sauce, Canadian bacon, and an English muffin, would be much better if it was served with a biscuit instead of an English muffin and I have in fact tried it that way at a great restaurant and it was in fact much yummier. And I think all Eggs Benedict should be like that and I am considering inventing a new Google capability where you can google something and edit all occurrences of that text at one time and change all existing Eggs Benedict recipes to use biscuits instead of English muffins and now it seems that we have gotten to a more serious issue and I have actually scared myself a little and I am wondering if Google has already taken over more than I realized and edited my own DNA without me realizing it.

Do I work at CVS and if so would I get a paycheck?

At CVS there is a sign on the refrigerated waters that says to check the expiration date, which actually might be good advice for people who don't know, but I also am kind of like okay wait a minute isn't that your job CVS and are you trying to make me responsible for that in case someone messes up? I mean I am just wondering because I also noticed that the cashiers at that store sometimes run two registers at a time.