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Have you guys noticed that these store membership programs are becoming more complicated and they are now calling them "accounts?"

An opinion about Eggs Benedict that doesn't seem that important but maybe it is

I know that I have some very serious topics on this blog but I did think it was also a good place to mention another opinion that I have which is that I think Eggs Benedict, which is usually a poached egg, hollandaise sauce, Canadian bacon, and an English muffin, would be much better if it was served with a biscuit instead of an English muffin and I have in fact tried it that way at a great restaurant and it was in fact much yummier. And I think all Eggs Benedict should be like that and I am considering inventing a new Google capability where you can google something and edit all occurrences of that text at one time and change all existing Eggs Benedict recipes to use biscuits instead of English muffins and now it seems that we have gotten to a more serious issue and I have actually scared myself a little and I am wondering if Google has already taken over more than I realized and edited my own DNA without me realizing it.

Do I work at CVS and if so would I get a paycheck?

At CVS there is a sign on the refrigerated waters that says to check the expiration date, which actually might be good advice for people who don't know, but I also am kind of like okay wait a minute isn't that your job CVS and are you trying to make me responsible for that in case someone messes up? I mean I am just wondering because I also noticed that the cashiers at that store sometimes run two registers at a time.

Rough draft

Something that hasn't been in the news as much as people trying to associate me with the sins of political candidates is that Congress has been working on a bill to require all young American women to sign up for the military draft which now includes front line combat. I find it shocking and I think I don't agree with it, but am especially surprised to not hear people talking about it, because this is an issue that I would think might be the final straw for a lot of people, and that I think would make them decide to have their own military draft against people who would try to send their daughters to go be tortured by ISIS.